insane with homestuck
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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spoken-not-written:

crunchier:

the real question is why doesn’t he just take the selfie with the front camera like why go through so much work leo 

#if i cant win an oscar i cant even take a selfie right #fuck this #im going retro

spoken-not-written:

crunchier:

the real question is why doesn’t he just take the selfie with the front camera like why go through so much work leo 

#if i cant win an oscar i cant even take a selfie right #fuck this #im going retro

officialunitedstates:

does anyone else print out their facebook news feed so they can read it on the bus later

officialunitedstates:

when I was 6 years old we were at the train station waiting for the train and I saw a kid a bit older than me go put a penny on a track and then wait for the train to run over it so it got flat and I got jealous and wanted to outdo him so I but a $1 bill on the track.  that was the day I found out paper is already flat

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany
duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

classywithatouchoftrashy:

last day of school like:

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